Netpoetry #10
Relax. Give yourself a $500 neck massage. You are worth it.
Laughs
And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh –
Friedrich Nietzsche
Netpoetry #9
Welcome to the Internet. You will now be enslaved within the comfort of your own mind.
Netpoetry #8
They could not have known, at the time, that their son would become such an important Facebooker.
Netpoetry #7
Congratulations! You now belong to the league of people who have read the words twerk and soliloquy in one sentence.
Trump vs. Sanders
war, must, attack, wall, close, me, us, same, leave, stop, grow, lol, run, hate, block, drill, bill, pipe, line, free, trade, love, hate
transparency, scrutiny, oxymoron, prescient, rationality, tenacity, volubility, voluptuous, xenophilia, magnanimous, neologism, unfeigned, grandiloquent, probability, serendipity, Galilei, edifice, credibility, beatification, metonymy, arduous, heterological
Infinite loop
'cause I just bought a flat screen tv
and you might ask me why I've done it
when there's nothin' to watch on it
but that doesn't bother me
Netpoetry #4
He: I'm very eclectic; She: Did you just say black chick?
Pope vs. Trump
Pope Francis has stated that "avoiding pregnancy" (as opposed to abortion) is not an absolute evil, and spoke out in favor of the use of contraceptives to avoid the spread of the Zika virus. In the case of certain other viruses, he added, contraception is not only an understandable decision but one that could count on God's ...