A country is a story to structure collective pride.
When I was elected President of the United States
A few nights ago, I dreamed that I was elected President of the United States. Not an unusual dream, as the job of the most powerful person in the world is naturally appealing to the subconscious apparatus that processes our experiences while we sleep. And given the condition of our world, it is no surprise ...
Whatever you throw at Trump…
I came across this silly joke and had to share it here. What does a White House security guard say to the current Commander-in-Chief if somebody throws something at him? "DONALD DUCK" * * * Maybe the heated pre-election months of September and October will grant us this little comic distraction. Until then, just imagine ...
== BREAKING NEWS ==
Currently, there is a new virus outbreak originating in the United States. The scientific name of the virus is MOFO45. Precautions include: being nice to each other, reading books, and in severe cases applying a WHO-approved mouthwash.
Don’t ask what Putin can do for you, ask what you can do for Putin – D. Trump
Trompsky #4
Welcome back professor Trompsky, how was your month, I think it has been a month since we have seen each other? - How was yours? [chuckles and murmurs] To be honest with you, sir, it has been terrible. I was terrified by all the suspicious packages addressed to the president's opponents, the horrendous rhetoric of ...