Asides

De verliefde Imam
"Goedemorgen mijnheer Imam, roept er iemand op tot een gebed? - "Met gehijg, gekreun, gedram? Welnee, dat is mijn minnaar Ed."
Woodworking
My husband is obsessed with woodworking, now he doesn't have time for me. I think he's filing for divorce.
Arbiter
Artists critical of society nowadays have the strange habit of begging institutions of same society be the ultimate arbiter of their work. Instead of their real audience, that has yet to be born.
The Making of a Misanthrope
They don't believe me, and they split One they goes on and on repeating it The other they says, spitefully, cope! I despise them, and become a misanthrope  
Enough
rice and beans sprouts and greens water and love life itself - is enough
Philosophy is a profession
"Everybody is a philosopher in their own way." Everybody is an artist in their own way. Everybody is a doctor in their own way. Everybody is a lawyer in their own way. Everybody is a pilot in their own way. Go fuck yourself in your own way.
Far away
The cattle is furrier The mountains are sharper The birds cry louder The houses are homelier And the women
Zelfgekozen einde
"En toch zal ik beroemd zijn", zei hij stug Er is voor mij van hier geen weg meer terug miljoenen viewers op youtube op zoek naar vlug vermaak, de handen ten hemel, een kaarsrechte rug ik tel tot 3 en spring van de van Brienenoordbrug.