SpaceseX
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Tapas
I told her over tapas That I have two papas between olives and anschovis Oh, well, c'est la vie
The saddest joke
When one of your parents unintentionally buys a single size mattress for a dual size boxspring but it doesn't really matter because the other parent isn't there anymore. I saw it in a dream. It woke me up to take this note.
Old Europe? he crackled. Do you mean that historical collection of stones and a bunch of people who refuse to believe in it?
Some like it hot
Some like it hot like an apple pie Like Jeff Besos flying in the sky, oh my Like the pants of someone who is telling a lie Like the heart of a gambler who throws a die Like a potato who knows he is going to fry Like a computer calculating a billion digits of ...
Decades of Sex
Sex in your teens is Censored Sex in your twenties is Play Sex in your thirties is Work Sex in your forties is Sports Sex in your fifties is Art Sex in your sixties is Sports Sex in your seventies is Work Sex in your eighties is Play Sex in your nineties is Censored
Everything exists!
Here is the best advice for the 21th century: if you think you have a brilliant new idea, look it up on the Internet first. Chances are, there already exists something very similar. If newness was not your goal, all is not lost and you can still enjoy your idea. But if you get off ...