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Letter to Donald Trump
Dear Donald, I just found out about an ancient (older than sleepy Joe Biden) Greek philosopher named Empedocles. Can you believe it? His name really is Empedocles. That is far worse than Enola Gay. The logic is flawless, whatever the fake media will say to cover this up. This Empedocles claimed that everything is composed ...
Application Letter
Dear Mr. Trump, I would like to inform you that I happily accept the job as a croupier (which, as I may add, is a tremendously brilliant portmanteau of 'groupie' and 'dealer', you are such a genius and I can't wait to work with you!) in your last remaining casino. Let's hope the odds are ...
A country is a story to structure collective pride.
When I was elected President of the United States
A few nights ago, I dreamed that I was elected President of the United States. Not an unusual dream, as the job of the most powerful person in the world is naturally appealing to the subconscious apparatus that processes our experiences while we sleep. And given the condition of our world, it is no surprise ...
Whatever you throw at Trump…
I came across this silly joke and had to share it here. What does a White House security guard say to the current Commander-in-Chief if somebody throws something at him? "DONALD DUCK" * * * Maybe the heated pre-election months of September and October will grant us this little comic distraction. Until then, just imagine ...
== BREAKING NEWS ==
Currently, there is a new virus outbreak originating in the United States. The scientific name of the virus is MOFO45. Precautions include: being nice to each other, reading books, and in severe cases applying a WHO-approved mouthwash.