Laughs

Letter to Donald Trump

Dear Donald, I just found out about an ancient (older than sleepy Joe Biden) Greek philosopher named Empedocles. Can you believe it? His name really is Empedocles. That is far worse than Enola Gay. The logic is flawless, whatever the fake media will say to cover this up. This Empedocles claimed that everything is composed ...

Application Letter

Dear Mr. Trump, I would like to inform you that I happily accept the job as a croupier (which, as I may add, is a tremendously brilliant portmanteau of 'groupie' and 'dealer', you are such a genius and I can't wait to work with you!) in your last remaining casino. Let's hope the odds are ...

This 57-year-old lives in a $1,300 apartment to avoid clickbait

A 57-year-old man lives in a completely average apartment, paying exactly what you would expect for a run-of-the-mill shelter in a boring town. The apartment building is in no way remarkable, even if you try your best, it is virtually impossible to come with with anything that makes it stand out. When we reached out ...

We should not teach our children how to masturbate! - Why not, sir? Carnal pleasure should be rediscovered anew by every generation.

Hierarchy of poetry recital

Poets reading: from their Smartphone from their Tablet from a piece of paper from a printed collection from memory

Who’s afraid of Roald Dahl?

The big fat fucking giant was really a bone-headed pedo who ate children for breakfast after grabbing them in the alleyway behind the chocolate factory, where it reeked of piss. He enjoyed the taste of all children, even the lgbtq ones, but like every male, he did have a personal flavor: skinny bald specimens who ...