Here’s a little rap I wrote, you can sing it, note by note.
Sistine Chapel chimney the angels are calm
white smoke alarm is the old one embalmed
blasting your psalms shed the Benedict qualms
Rome Buenos Aires Vatican charm
duvet keep it warm no time for snoozing-
this shit is oozin’, outta my veins
remember Sinn Fein will you wash out the stains?
Resurrection, spectacular immaculate perfection
Holy Church clergy reluctant of an overhaul
put them on Adderall better call Saul,
responsible, last supper chef coz the Looord’s cooking
let me understate it, leaves you flatulated
like one of them Dominicans, shenanigans, always inflated
naughty behaviour, triple X-rated, grapple and grope
sycophant soap like they’re sick of their robes check it –
this one is different incinerate your doubt,
he came on loud as the pontiff of hope
dial F-9-eleven for Francis the POPE
I ain’t got no beef with the Argentine,
look he’s humane not stepping out of line
when it comes to our moral, code, his internet memes are cuteness overload,
still going strong, forget his old bone, fractures,
the Vatican’s lucky with a man of his stature,
gotta keep it real in this eloquent, overture
Holy See grandiloquent, Vatican allures
boys in the church no amber alert
The Pope is magnificent his grandeur is episcopal
but first of all he’s holey like an Emmental
Forensics keeps it real, he’s still standing tall
as a lighthouse, lighting up the Catholic realm
like Gandalf he goes bam! Slam, dunk with Miguel
Cathedrals of splendor, brothers sing along
we shall overcome, live in the zone and Latino hormones
respect that eroded no clue about the Somme
Mr F makes it mutual, beautiful and then some
that thing on his head it, looks like a condom
His Holiness badassery potassium necessity
potentially condoning gay relationships – as love
evolving human morals no edicts from above
lgbt plus God y’all, we do like it rough
This Pope is a bliss, kindness to the kids
quick on his wits but he used to be a shy guy
omnipotent, due to the AI-guy, put the record on that
makes love to your ear drums, blasting pipe organs
in the Buenos Aires slums, hung over humdrum and high like a kite
look at this Pope when you’re hitching a ride
tik-tok generation listen to his attitude love is the matter dude
check out the rhetoric back to your roots, sermon of a maverick
that mighta give you goose, bumps, God’s own ventriloquist solid gold medalist
eternal peace catalyst breaking the good news y’all.
Pope Francis!